I ESTABLISH MY TITLE!

Here starts my life on Uranus...i wish! If I just happened to be the luckiest girl in the universe and own this planet of gas, I would build my very own kingdom called "THE KINGDOM OF URANUS"! (catchy and original, ain't it?). 'But how the hell do you build a kindom on gas?' you might ask. Well, I'll hire a whole lot of scientists to figure that out, for I have more important things to do. Like being 'THE HIGH, MIGHTY, POWERFUL AND BEAUTIFUL QUEEN OF URANUS'! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!...ahem, now I must fly and build more on my plan the rule URANUS!

on another note: da wonderful hols are here at last! i'm so happy! NO SCHOOL!...well, for three weeks at least. but my face has gone dry (yet again), my gameboy's run out of battery stuff and i've got a SPLITTING headache! oh well, at least i'm going to da movies tomorrow, but dere ain't many good ones these dayz! ah well, betta lie down and get some rest, THEN continue with my new baby...erm.

CPR me!

DA HOLS ARE DIS FRIDAY! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!But i got a CPR exam 2morrow and a written test + geog on Thursday! NOOOOOO! those are crappy obstacles gotta get around to get to da hols....WHY ME?!!! A VELL, I GOT TO GET VURKING SOOON OR MAI HEAD VILL BE CHOPT OFFF!

BLAH

Well i feel completely blah and i don't know why. i hate mondays, i wish they didn't exist, that they never even roamed this universe...i'm sounding a lot like Garfield, aren't I? well screw you! I hate the world and it hates meee!!! Ok, ok, i'm starting to sound a bit insane now...but i'm ALWAYS insane! GET ME OUT OF HERE...ahem. i think you got the message for today.

Well...why the hell do I always start with "well"? It sounds so retarded. I've just wagged form sport...or did we forfeit? I have no idea! Well (AARRGH!) i better stop blabbing now.

Singin' in da nightime

BUURP! It's friday! YAAY! I love today...but I gotta go to that stupid Melba thingo till 11pm tonite! NOOOOOOOO! i hate my life...it's so boring. i wish that there was no such thing as boredong... i mean boredom...I'm too stupid to talk..

neeed....break...now!

Well I've just finshed my history presentation! YAAAY! All da stress gone! I'm so bloody bored. I want it to be the summer holidays...we were talking about the holidays in Jap...*sigh*...WHERE ARE THE DAMN MOTHER******* HOLIDAYS?!! ARRRRRRRRRGH! Ok, ok, i'll wait patiently for them.....i'm waiting....i'm WAITING....COME ON!!!...i might as well go now.

Jenni et moi being retarded

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We need PEACE!

My friends, why must we do tests? Oh the pain! The Trauma! I hate all the god damn bullshit that these "teachers" give us! We must devise a plan, a good plan to STOP ALL THE EVIL IN THIS WORLD! I HATE SCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! Well, I AM at school now, so I better shut up before any "teachers" (god damn bastards/bitches) find out our masterplan! MWAHAHAHAHAAA!

the world sucks! da whole world sucks! i want to go to hell! that would be like heaven!

...que?

Eu não sei porque, mas eu me tenho decidido ao blog no português hoje. Jorra isto é Borne-feriados! NOOOOOOOOOOOO! Oh bem, ao menos eu não estou no repouso que senta-se apenas em meu burro que come e que presta atenção à tevê toda a hora do da. Eu não tenho blogged para idades, mas eu não começado nada dizer que eu estive em um modo muito poético ultimamente, mim escrevi 2 ontem... que eu estou furando u, não sou eu? bem, demasiado mau! u'r que vai apenas ter que sentar-se e escutar... ou olhar... ou ler... ou O QUE QUER QUE! ninguém compreende-me! * sniff *

I don't know why, but I've decided to blog in Portuguese today. Well this is POST-HOLIDAYS! NOOOOOOOOOOOO! Oh well, at least i'm not at home just sitting on my ass eating and watching tv all da time. I haven't blogged for ages, but i don't got nothing to say. i've been in a very poetic mood lately, i wrote 2 yesterday...i'm boring u, aren't i? well, too bad! u'r just gonna have to sit and listen...or look...or read...or WHATEVER! no one understands me! *sniff*

Define 'HOLIDAY'!

My holidays, haven't been holidays, they've been time off school to do homework. Maths everyday, a tonne of other crap... *sigh* my life is a total waste sometimes! DIE EVIL HOMEWORK, DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Well better shut up and and download mp3s

Ich bin RUWI!

It's da end of da term YAAYY! and i've decided to speak german for some stupid reason. Ich wünsche, daß es keine solche Sache wie Heimarbeit gab, dann kann ich leben which means 'i wish that there was no such thing as homework, then i can live'.

Now I'll speak some french. Vous sucez, sortez hors de ma vie ou je serai forcé de vous tuer, physiquementwhich means 'you suck, get out out my life or i will be forced to kill you, physically'.

Now for some italian. non ho motivo vivere, vado più meglio al hell e verrete con me which means 'i have no reason to live, i better go to hell, and you will come with me'. Adios

Sickness...

well here i am again, feeling depressed as ever cos i got laryngitis and my theory teacher hates me and when i go to apologise she's not there so i have to write a note to her and see her again tomorrow knowing that she's gonna blow up at me and i'm gonna stress for 24 or more hours even though i know i shouldn't and *GASP* *COUGH COUGH* calm down, ruwi, calm down, da world's not coming to an end... YES IT IS! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WE"RE ALL GONNA DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!.....Ahem, um i betta go and take a painkiller.

I work no day that ends in "day"

Well, today is wednesday, but it feels like thursday, geez this week is so slow! Anywayz, I don't know what the hell to say, but i told my mum that i'm only going to be on the net of 10mins. PFFF! Like i'm gonna stay for such a short time. Oh fine! I'll leave you alone now!

The True Stupidity of Ruwi

The truth about me? I bet I'm the stupidest person in the world. I'm always embarrassing myself. That's why I've decided to change my name to Stupid Angel, has a nice ring to it. And with my new name I shall built myself a ship to carry me to another solar system, so no one can see my stupidity, only the stars, unless some SMART scientist invents a telescope that can see into planets on the other side of the universe. Ah, what's the bloody use? I'm only getting dumber everyday. I suppose i should talk about somthing happy...hmmmm, let's see, well holidays are in two weeks. YAY! But then I just sit at home and dwell more on how stupid I am. SOMEBODY HELP ME HERE!!! Anyways I'm bored, as usual, so I guess I'm boring you with my stupidity, so I'll try and entertain you with one of my poems. Here's one I wrote in History in Friday:

I'm feeling really bored now
Sitting in this class,
I've just come from swimming
And there's water up my ass.
I'm gonna kill these people
That torture all day long,
And then we'll all be free again
This ends my little song.

OK, OK, so that was retarded, well too bad it's the best I can do!
Man, i'm supposed to be doing my Francais now, but I realy don't give a crap. I'm soooooooo bloody bored, and it's only bloody Tuesday. Why can't there be school on the internet? Then we could make our own hours instead of waking up so early. I actually better do my French now, so PISS OFF! Betta shut up and leave you SMART people alone.