HIGH HIGH HIGH HIGH!

I AM SO HIGH ON COKE...-a-cola...mmmyeeeess....i'm sane...well i gots no reason to be insane, as i DIDN"T win any money during footy tipping today...stupid st kilda...luv them, but they cost me today...and tis very dangerous to cost a queen...but your majesty is sure that her beloved Tiger boys will THRASH the blues tomorrow...twill hurt, i tell you...Ahhhh, the tigers...tis about time we won...we may "suck", but i have complete faith that we will CONQUER THE WORLD!!!...i mean the premiership...and that day....oooh, sweeeeeeet revenge...

dus sleep exist? do WE exist? to be or not to be...boy, whatta questioni thinkk it is nobler in the mind to SHUT UP or get thyself to a nunnery...

I am soooooo not talking to Nick Dal Santo or Gehrig. Becasue of THEM, i din't win any money at todayz match. Firstly, i TRUSTED Nick to kick the first goal, but nooooo, he decided to kick the 2nd AND 3rd goals! So i purposely ignored him for the rest of the match. As for Gehrig, he had to spoil the margin by kicking a goal before the final siren, OTHERWISE it would've bin 82, which i bluddy TIPPED!!! DAHHHHHHHHHHHH! THAT ADULTERTATE INCESTUOUS BEAST!...ok, not exactly that, but...GET HIM TO A NUNNERY!!!...too much shakespeare methinks...

insane? i can assure u not

ok...clinically insane i maybe

maybe a little screwed in the mind...

TIGERLAND!

How is it that a team can do soooooo craply (craply? hey i made a nu word!) one year and the next they do waaaaay better? Well it aint bothering me cos RICHMOND RULZ!!! NYAHAHAHAHAHAHA!If we dun get the premiership THIS year, then...one day...that day will soon come and POW!!HEEEEEHEEEE! *sings* Oh we're from Tigerland A fighting fury we're from Tigerland In any weather you will see us with a grin Risking head and skin If we're behind we'll never mind we'll fight and fight and win oh we're from tigerland we never weaken til the final siren goes like the tigers of old we're strong and we're bold oh we're from tiger-YELLOW AND BLACK-oh we're from tigerland!!!!! ...ok, methinx i have made my point I assure you, the laws of physics will NOT apply on Uranus...well at least o-one will have to learn whether a damn refract or diffracts or anything like that as it is COMPLETELY USELESS GARBAGE!!!There will be no need for knowledge which does not need to be applied to NORMAL everyday life, i don't care what you PHYSICISTS say, you insane breed! Can a queen ever be so high as to eat chocolate and curry at the same time? I call it: CHOCOLATE CURRY!"eeeeww", you mere mortals may say, well in the words of....some person i dont know, "you never know until you try"! Since we were having this conversation about a week ago, i thought i'd just make my list of the guys i find hot/cute, keeping in mind that my jamie would only suit me, but the otherswould be able to take my fancy if jamie DIDN'T exist 1. Jamie Cullum 2. Roger Federer 3. Johnny Depp 4. Fez (from That 70s Show) 5. Asterix 6. Matt LeBlanc 7. Brendan Fraser Maybe you notice that one of them is a cartoon character and a few others ma be hopeless horny guys...well, i dun care, cos i like them, no matter how much you "eeeeeew" me

TV girrrrl

oh the pain! not only the pain of a queen having been forced to go back to school but...THAT 70s SHOW BEING CANCELLED INDEFINITELY!!!!how can one live with the trauma? no-one to laff at apart from homer and myself...and other assorted ppl i shall not mention...no Fez to tell us "Fuuuuuu" and that he has holes in his balls..*cries*

Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out. Marge:
Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said. Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room.

Burns: I suggest you leave immediately
Homer: Or what? You'll release the dogs or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you?

Chief Wiggum: This is Papa Bear. Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving a... car of some sort, heading in the direction of, uh, you know, that place that sells chili. Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless.

Lionel Hutz: Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."

Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star

Ralph: Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!

Bart: Dad, what's a Muppet?
Homer: Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know.

Marge: Homer! There's someone here who can help you...
Homer: Is it Batman?
Marge: No, he's a scientist.
Homer: Batman's a scientist?!
Marge: It's not Batman!

Lenny: So then I said to the cop, "No, you're driving under the influence ... of being a jerk."

Homer: [Looking at a globe map...country being Uruguay] Hee hee! Look at this country! 'You are gay.'

Homer: I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around a city, keeping its speed over fifty and if its speed dropped, it would explode! I think it was called ... "The Bus That Couldnt Slow Down."

Ralph: Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me.

Homer: [Meeting Aliens] Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!

Homer: You couldn't fool your own mother on the foolingest day of your life with an electrified fooling machine!

Wife: Now Cletus, why did ya haf to park next to my parents?
Cletus: Now, Now, Hun, they're my parents too...

Mr. Burns: Woah, slow down there maestro. There's a *New* Mexico?

Chief Wiggum: Sideshow Bob has no decency. He called me Chief Piggum. (laughs) Oh wait, I get it, he's all right.

Ned Flanders: You ugly hate-filled man.
Moe: Hey. I may be ugly and I may be hate-filled but ... uh ... what was that last thing you said?

Ralph: When i grow up, I want to be a principal or a caterpillar.

Fez on his English teacher: She's always writing sexy comments on my homework. "Nice job." "Good effort." "See me."

Fez: I am so excited about Star Whores.
Hyde: Fezzy, man, Star Wars.
Fez: Screw that.
Fez: Trick or treat! An apple? Where’s my candy, you son of a bitch?

Fez: My gosh, Buddy, with a car like that, you must be knee deep in whores.

Fez: Sometimes when I'm alone, I like to cuddle.

Fez: Please stop touching each other. It gives me needs.heehee!

....ok, so i've bin watching a little too much tv...SCREW YOU! I DUN CARE!