I'm dreeeeeamin of a fully stinkin' hot christmaaaass

OK...Chrissymas 2morrows...let it snow, let it snow, let it snow...you heard me! should bluddy snow during xmas! not 40degree sunshine! who needs that when u have SNOW!!!! summer fully sux...ze only goot thing bout it is zat zere be holidays...but that is it!!! no one i know cares for beaches or sun tan or wearing as little as possible! WINTER RULES! if i had to choose between living in Antarctica of the Sahara desert i'd pick Antarctica without having to THINK!
yes, while i have been planning my wedding i have thinking about how u poor earthlings have to put up with this what u call HOT WEATHER...yes, maybe it is good for going down to the beach and getting a sun tan and wearing as little as possible, but we on uranus would not have to put up with the ever so great torture of sweating in the heat and panting for water and ...i shall not go on for i am a dignified queen...haahaa*snort*haaahaa...your queen has spoken

NEWS JUST IN: Ruwi changes her man!

JAMIE CULLUM IS MINE!!!!!!!!ahem, just had to make that note for u loyal Uranusians that do not know that Voldemort and I are just friends now bcos he's committed to a life of celebesy, which isn't very good on my part, is it? at least we be partners in crime, i'll just love him for ever...at least jamie's mine...vell zat is my love life, for u bloody tabloids pplz! YA GOT WAT YA WANTED! HAPPY?!

Study scores dun matter...uni dun matter...the only bluddy thing that matters is that Jamie and I be DESTINED for each other....yepumm....yehaoh yeha, one thingo, why dus that bluddy TV guide say its gonna play Judging AMy and it playz stupido CSI instead? i mean i like CSI, but they should STICK 2 THEIR STUPIDO SCHEDULE!!!@!! i will sue sum1 one of these dayz...maybe i'll sue mr phillips for causing pain in my right wrist during that electricity experiment where the entire class stood around in a circle and had an elecrtic current going thru it...uhuh