ENTER!!!

i have two words: screw the ENTER!
MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! i have not only climbed that obstacle, but i have torn it down into minute pieces!!!! VTAC will have their day soon, now that i'm outta their lives! SUCK! what do i mean by this? i have no idea to be frank, i just like acting all mighty and powerful for no damn reason, so LIVE with it, loser!

the holiday season is drawing near...oh the immaturity of it all, and how i savour it! the decorations! the food so dangerously high in cholesterol! what moron does not appreciate the ritual of present giving? *sigh* tis the season to be lazy and fat, who cares about fitness?

FREEEEEEDOOOOM!

your queen has been freed of the shackles of secondary education. finally. after six years of sheer hell, day in day out, to a school whose moral values are quite frankly questionable, i am FREE!!!

ah, sweet freedom, how good it tastes to not have to study for months...nothing but lazing in this world of...home...uhuh...as u can see, i am at a loss for words...*sniff* the sheer happiness i experience...i want to jump up and tear this house to shreds...but...meh, can't be bothered getting off my arse to do so...

So...i haven't finished yet...

you know what makes me feel better when pplz have gone celebrating their end of exams while i still gotz bluddy french to do? listening to ear-piercing, head-bangin' heavy metal...mind you i'm kinda deaf after all that Ill Nino and Nightwish...but i dun care!!! SCREW THEM FINISHED GIRLS!!!!!!

Muck up da EXAMS!

EXAMZ! i will ABOLISH THIS MONSTROUSITY!!!! yes i will! no-one can stop me! i am WOMAN! i am INVINCIBLE! MWHEEEHEEHEEE! so i should be studying, but i did 5 methods papers and 1 chem paper this morning and i plan to do more, so SUCK!!! you can command the commander, baby!!

Yes. I am STORM! BEware....i love that wig, but DAMMIT, it didn't stay on my head, and some idiot sprayed GREEN water onto it!!!Ok, i'm a little brain dead...methinx tis time to hit the GD books again...

Final Skool Dayz...

ayeeee....my feet are killing me and that mcchicken i ate be just sitting like an indigestible lump in my stomach...not good...haaahaaa....i bee....not in the mood for ruling...EXAMs...must die...but a good queen is an educated one....eventho i'll fail without doubt...but....DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.yes...ppl crying like NEthing today...makes me feel cold hearted bcos i'm not much of a cryer...but yaha, gtg, escaping the scene of the crime as STeph has informed me just of now

VCAA = DEATH

stupido, stupido, stupido...I will HANG the VCAA for this shit!!!who the hell cares about bluddy enters and every damn thing like that? i have a good mind to punish them!!! but then there be those ppl who wanna get into med or law or sumthin absurd like that, so we cant disappoint them, can we? see what a LOVING and THOUGHTFUL queen i am!

...i assure you...i'm NOT turning into a guy

...so the reason as to why i be wearing a Salesian uniform...it's...nice? GIMME A BREAK! twas 'wear another skool uniform' day at skool and i borrowed my friend (my friend who is a guy, NOT my boyfriend for the thousandth time, despite what LAINEY might be spreading around!)

STUDY? pfff, yeah!

yawn...uranus be in it's sleepy stage atm...especially when i, the queen has to endure class after pointless class in severe boredom
when will it all end? 4 months? but then after that, i must carry on with the tertiary side of things...you do want an EDUCATED queen, don't you?

stupid skool
stupid vtac
stupid open dayz
stupid sacs
stupid exams
stupid EVERYTHING!!!!
...ahem...i'm going thru one of them...stages

HIGH HIGH HIGH HIGH!

I AM SO HIGH ON COKE...-a-cola...mmmyeeeess....i'm sane...well i gots no reason to be insane, as i DIDN"T win any money during footy tipping today...stupid st kilda...luv them, but they cost me today...and tis very dangerous to cost a queen...but your majesty is sure that her beloved Tiger boys will THRASH the blues tomorrow...twill hurt, i tell you...Ahhhh, the tigers...tis about time we won...we may "suck", but i have complete faith that we will CONQUER THE WORLD!!!...i mean the premiership...and that day....oooh, sweeeeeeet revenge...

dus sleep exist? do WE exist? to be or not to be...boy, whatta questioni thinkk it is nobler in the mind to SHUT UP or get thyself to a nunnery...

I am soooooo not talking to Nick Dal Santo or Gehrig. Becasue of THEM, i din't win any money at todayz match. Firstly, i TRUSTED Nick to kick the first goal, but nooooo, he decided to kick the 2nd AND 3rd goals! So i purposely ignored him for the rest of the match. As for Gehrig, he had to spoil the margin by kicking a goal before the final siren, OTHERWISE it would've bin 82, which i bluddy TIPPED!!! DAHHHHHHHHHHHH! THAT ADULTERTATE INCESTUOUS BEAST!...ok, not exactly that, but...GET HIM TO A NUNNERY!!!...too much shakespeare methinks...

insane? i can assure u not

ok...clinically insane i maybe

maybe a little screwed in the mind...

TIGERLAND!

How is it that a team can do soooooo craply (craply? hey i made a nu word!) one year and the next they do waaaaay better? Well it aint bothering me cos RICHMOND RULZ!!! NYAHAHAHAHAHAHA!If we dun get the premiership THIS year, then...one day...that day will soon come and POW!!HEEEEEHEEEE! *sings* Oh we're from Tigerland A fighting fury we're from Tigerland In any weather you will see us with a grin Risking head and skin If we're behind we'll never mind we'll fight and fight and win oh we're from tigerland we never weaken til the final siren goes like the tigers of old we're strong and we're bold oh we're from tiger-YELLOW AND BLACK-oh we're from tigerland!!!!! ...ok, methinx i have made my point I assure you, the laws of physics will NOT apply on Uranus...well at least o-one will have to learn whether a damn refract or diffracts or anything like that as it is COMPLETELY USELESS GARBAGE!!!There will be no need for knowledge which does not need to be applied to NORMAL everyday life, i don't care what you PHYSICISTS say, you insane breed! Can a queen ever be so high as to eat chocolate and curry at the same time? I call it: CHOCOLATE CURRY!"eeeeww", you mere mortals may say, well in the words of....some person i dont know, "you never know until you try"! Since we were having this conversation about a week ago, i thought i'd just make my list of the guys i find hot/cute, keeping in mind that my jamie would only suit me, but the otherswould be able to take my fancy if jamie DIDN'T exist 1. Jamie Cullum 2. Roger Federer 3. Johnny Depp 4. Fez (from That 70s Show) 5. Asterix 6. Matt LeBlanc 7. Brendan Fraser Maybe you notice that one of them is a cartoon character and a few others ma be hopeless horny guys...well, i dun care, cos i like them, no matter how much you "eeeeeew" me

TV girrrrl

oh the pain! not only the pain of a queen having been forced to go back to school but...THAT 70s SHOW BEING CANCELLED INDEFINITELY!!!!how can one live with the trauma? no-one to laff at apart from homer and myself...and other assorted ppl i shall not mention...no Fez to tell us "Fuuuuuu" and that he has holes in his balls..*cries*

Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out. Marge:
Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said. Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room.

Burns: I suggest you leave immediately
Homer: Or what? You'll release the dogs or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you?

Chief Wiggum: This is Papa Bear. Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving a... car of some sort, heading in the direction of, uh, you know, that place that sells chili. Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless.

Lionel Hutz: Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."

Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star

Ralph: Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!

Bart: Dad, what's a Muppet?
Homer: Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know.

Marge: Homer! There's someone here who can help you...
Homer: Is it Batman?
Marge: No, he's a scientist.
Homer: Batman's a scientist?!
Marge: It's not Batman!

Lenny: So then I said to the cop, "No, you're driving under the influence ... of being a jerk."

Homer: [Looking at a globe map...country being Uruguay] Hee hee! Look at this country! 'You are gay.'

Homer: I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around a city, keeping its speed over fifty and if its speed dropped, it would explode! I think it was called ... "The Bus That Couldnt Slow Down."

Ralph: Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me.

Homer: [Meeting Aliens] Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!

Homer: You couldn't fool your own mother on the foolingest day of your life with an electrified fooling machine!

Wife: Now Cletus, why did ya haf to park next to my parents?
Cletus: Now, Now, Hun, they're my parents too...

Mr. Burns: Woah, slow down there maestro. There's a *New* Mexico?

Chief Wiggum: Sideshow Bob has no decency. He called me Chief Piggum. (laughs) Oh wait, I get it, he's all right.

Ned Flanders: You ugly hate-filled man.
Moe: Hey. I may be ugly and I may be hate-filled but ... uh ... what was that last thing you said?

Ralph: When i grow up, I want to be a principal or a caterpillar.

Fez on his English teacher: She's always writing sexy comments on my homework. "Nice job." "Good effort." "See me."

Fez: I am so excited about Star Whores.
Hyde: Fezzy, man, Star Wars.
Fez: Screw that.
Fez: Trick or treat! An apple? Where’s my candy, you son of a bitch?

Fez: My gosh, Buddy, with a car like that, you must be knee deep in whores.

Fez: Sometimes when I'm alone, I like to cuddle.

Fez: Please stop touching each other. It gives me needs.heehee!

....ok, so i've bin watching a little too much tv...SCREW YOU! I DUN CARE!

JAMIE JAMIE JAMIE!!! oooh...

rule 303: do not call the beautiful queen dumb, or any related adjectives, or you will be executedi mean it
dont try me, you lower form of life

ok, something more...romantic...*sigh*
*sigh*...Oh Jamie, Jamie, Jamie, Jamie, JAMIE!
Thou never fails to weighten my heart once i hear thy voice of a million heavens
Thou never fails make yours truly convert from intelligent language to deadly girliness babbles at the instant she hears someone utter your name
Thou never fails to make me sigh deeply in affection and deep desire for you...*sigh*...
Your voice, elicited in my heart, puts me into a romantic trance of...love!
Your musicality causes me to stare and listen in drooling awe
Your height and the chords you play...heehee, well let's not get too...ahem, graphic here, shall we?
I shall say no more in fear of breaking down into a romantic rage and possibly running across the globe to injure you out of sheer female instinct......
hey, it's a CONDITION i have! violent romanticism!
...*SIGH*....

ok...my new family life?
- my parents:...insane...clinically, but i'm nice enough not to put them in a hospital or an old folks home- siblings: eventho my parents dont know this, my little sister is Jai from Queer Eye and my little brother is Danny Bhoy...yes
-partner in crime: Voldemort...yes, my ex-crush will still be in my life as we fight the war against KARAOKE!
- children: my bass guitar Bob, my electric guitar ElektrIa (notice the 'I') and my shimmery purple Nissan 350z Bella with neon underlights and ULTRA bass stereo system and hole lot of other crap you can do to cars on Need For Speed Underground
- and yes, my spouse: for you daft pricks who havent heard me raving on about him for the past zillion years, Jamie...in this case FUTURE spouse cos i cant get married until i turn 18 and i really should celebrate AFTER my stupido final exams otherwise my parents wont lemme forget it for the rest of me damn life with their stupido 'studies first' policy eventhough they are forgetting that i'm a beautiful and mighty queen and...*gasp fo air*...yes, Jamie...


anyway, my life is no royal controversy, just a normal one...but that still don't entitle you to disrespect me cos, as i always say, you will be severely punished!

RESPECT!
that's what i SHOULD be getting!
but do i get any? NOT FROM YOU LOW-LIFE CREATURES!u think ur soooooo funny with that stupid, WORN-OUT 'your-anus' joke!newsflash: tis NOT funny anymore!remember rule 1: do NOT mock the beautiful and mighty queen of uranus for she is better than you and she will severely punish u if u dare do so!

do not forget...i am watching youno, i am not perving on you, just spying...tis NOT THE SAME THING! you dont call James Bond a PERV, do you?*exasperated sigh*...you pplz DIGUST me

I shall now recite another ode to my beloved:
*sigh*Oh, Jamie!
When your name be-eth uttered, my heart melts into a warm fondue
Your voice sends that shiver down my spine...even during the high temperatures of the merciless summers
Your chords send me into a romantic trance...one that words cannot explain
The image of you is stapled into my head; from dawn till dusk i think of you...
I feel your prescence, despite us being countries apart
One day, we shall be together...on this beautiful planet
You will be my king, and i your queenI must now terminate this ode, in order to prevent myself from running across the globe in a passionate rage, pining for your sweet love
And possibly injuring you because of my violent romanticism*sigh*....

again with the violent romanticism...anywhooo...

Smash dat damn clock!

hmmmmm....i wonderdoes time really fly when ur having fun?i mean, tis the 4th day of our 5 day week end und it only feels like its bin 2 hours...DAMN THIS TIME FLYING BUSINESS!on uranus, time will go slooooowwly when ur having fun...and faster when u want to die
THAT's more like it

Final Year Queen

hmmm....queenie be studying rite now@#$*ing yr 12! BLOW UP EDUCATION! who da hell needs it!well at least at our retardo skoolhmm, on uranus, there would be special conselling for them poor souls who go to this ... placeto damaging to even mention it!...*shudder*

nyaahhh....oh life...the PAIN!the pain of my existence!
3 sacs in one ruddy day
and i cant go see COMEDY FESTIVALE!!!!!
NYAAHAAHAHAHA!sleeep!