dont try me, you lower form of life
ok, something more...romantic...*sigh*
*sigh*...Oh Jamie, Jamie, Jamie, Jamie, JAMIE!
Thou never fails to weighten my heart once i hear thy voice of a million heavens
Thou never fails make yours truly convert from intelligent language to deadly girliness babbles at the instant she hears someone utter your name
Thou never fails to make me sigh deeply in affection and deep desire for you...*sigh*...
Your voice, elicited in my heart, puts me into a romantic trance of...love!
Your musicality causes me to stare and listen in drooling awe
Your height and the chords you play...heehee, well let's not get too...ahem, graphic here, shall we?
I shall say no more in fear of breaking down into a romantic rage and possibly running across the globe to injure you out of sheer female instinct......
hey, it's a CONDITION i have! violent romanticism!
...*SIGH*....
ok...my new family life?
- my parents:...insane...clinically, but i'm nice enough not to put them in a hospital or an old folks home- siblings: eventho my parents dont know this, my little sister is Jai from Queer Eye and my little brother is Danny Bhoy...yes
-partner in crime: Voldemort...yes, my ex-crush will still be in my life as we fight the war against KARAOKE!
- children: my bass guitar Bob, my electric guitar ElektrIa (notice the 'I') and my shimmery purple Nissan 350z Bella with neon underlights and ULTRA bass stereo system and hole lot of other crap you can do to cars on Need For Speed Underground
- and yes, my spouse: for you daft pricks who havent heard me raving on about him for the past zillion years, Jamie...in this case FUTURE spouse cos i cant get married until i turn 18 and i really should celebrate AFTER my stupido final exams otherwise my parents wont lemme forget it for the rest of me damn life with their stupido 'studies first' policy eventhough they are forgetting that i'm a beautiful and mighty queen and...*gasp fo air*...yes, Jamie...
anyway, my life is no royal controversy, just a normal one...but that still don't entitle you to disrespect me cos, as i always say, you will be severely punished!
RESPECT!
that's what i SHOULD be getting!
but do i get any? NOT FROM YOU LOW-LIFE CREATURES!u think ur soooooo funny with that stupid, WORN-OUT 'your-anus' joke!newsflash: tis NOT funny anymore!remember rule 1: do NOT mock the beautiful and mighty queen of uranus for she is better than you and she will severely punish u if u dare do so!
do not forget...i am watching youno, i am not perving on you, just spying...tis NOT THE SAME THING! you dont call James Bond a PERV, do you?*exasperated sigh*...you pplz DIGUST me
I shall now recite another ode to my beloved:
*sigh*Oh, Jamie!
When your name be-eth uttered, my heart melts into a warm fondue
Your voice sends that shiver down my spine...even during the high temperatures of the merciless summers
Your chords send me into a romantic trance...one that words cannot explain
The image of you is stapled into my head; from dawn till dusk i think of you...
I feel your prescence, despite us being countries apart
One day, we shall be together...on this beautiful planet
You will be my king, and i your queenI must now terminate this ode, in order to prevent myself from running across the globe in a passionate rage, pining for your sweet love
And possibly injuring you because of my violent romanticism*sigh*....
again with the violent romanticism...anywhooo...
