Working Class Queen 3

*sings* doodoodoodoodooooooooo....guess what song I"M singing? i'm not gonna tell ya! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!...ahh the evil laugh...how dam good it feels!...u probably dont know da song NEway, wat some of you with ya stupido no=talent mainstream music....i'm sounding like Spider, aint i? NEwaiz....i've got hooooollles...well no i dont but i could if i wanted to being queen and all....it's so good being royalty, ya know, most insane pplz know that...i've decided to establish a workshop on my planet for those sane pplz, i'm so kind as to help them become insane which is all for the best in the long run...NEwhoo, there's a clue for y'all

dont worry eta...i know tiz you...is 2day really every other day? i thought that was yesterday...and then tomorrow..NYAH! dont confuse me! living is already too much for my pea-sized intellect to handle.....da summa wind...ignore me...actually u should've bin doin dat from da start, but ah well, we cant all be perfect, can we? GIMME SUMTING TO DO!!! C'est tres ennuyeux...je meurs de...boredom...yes well as u can see i really succeeded in that...that reminds me of a poem some genius wrote

Life's a bitch, then you cry
So screw the world and let's get high
If at first you don't succeed
Try again with better weed

well if ya dun like it, i mean well u havn't seen MY pathetic excuse for poem
Robots moving to and fro
The dance, they jump, they suck their toe
You can even make them scream
But they die if you feed them cream

Working Class Queen 2

sigh....yet another day with my arse stuck on a chair...ah what can i do bout it, at least i'm not surrounded by little kids *shudder* yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeppuhlease...lest sumthing interesting happen...like french invaders blasting in or SUMTHING! grrrr!i want foooooooooooooooooooooooooooood....i should stop with the loooooooong voooooooooooooooooooowels...what the hell is wroooooooooooooooooong with me?
dese dayz am updating m'blog more regularly...i really must have no life....sigh...wait a minute! the queen of uranus has a life! she IS life! hwehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehheheheeeeeeeeeeeee! ahem, that's enuff of that, now onto more serious stuff...lyk...ummmm.....ahhhh...welll....chocolate und mum's pasta bake und coke (da one dat we DRINK! dont get me started on THAT again!)...i hope u pplz have bin worshipping me on a regular basis...if you have, peace go forth with you my child, if ya havent i'll stik sum highly radioactive uranium up your...you get da picture..so WATCH IT! your treading on thin ice, baby! also NEone whose dumb enuff to join dylan's new *snigger* competition faith called..."The hot pplz cult"...hehe...ahem...weeell, you'll soon be punished NEway without me having to do it...seriously, just KNOWING dylan is a burden on ya life, NEone who touches him should be awarded a medal for their bravery...

i think i'm becoming more and more delusional...well so what? it's boring being normal...NE insane person would know that...gtg

Working Class Queen

All hail da beautiful queen cumming your way!!!!!! well she be in work experience now, but that dont matter, pplz still gotz to worship me or...well you know da consequences...yes, i know you do, dont act like you dont cos i know everything, therefore i can read your pea-sized mind and yes, i can kill you too...uhuh...yep...bow down to me, as i am invincible and no one (except Voldemort *blushes*) can stop me!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!...ha

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i'm back...yes, da queen of uranus is bored...do you know how many ppl make fun of my name? it's so depressing and wrong, so i'm gonna put a stop to it!!! yet again, sever punishments will come to those who dare to mock me or my kingdon (or queendom, or wateva the hell else...oh yeah, empire!)regardless of who they are, except if they're voldemort, especially if you're nikki, hilary or dylan (or oprah for trying to steal my show!)...i want chocolate now, yes, you heard me...NOW!










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am back yet again..i think i need more things to fill out my day...LIKE KILLING YOU!!!!! believe me, i could if i wanted to, but since i'm so nice and beautiful, i only choose to kill pplz when they deserve it (which is a lot of the damn time, but that's not my fault, now is it?)I dunno what da hell CRM's got to do with my beautiful planet, but for some stupido reason i gotz to do it....DIE HW! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE!...ahem...you gotz da picture? good. now DO SUMTHING BOUT IT!

hulloooooooo...yes of course i'm bored, and there aint no tv in ere so i dont got NEthing to do bout it! i know! i'll entertain myself with my witty humour or however else you like to put it...ummmmm...my 2 fave jokes of all time (you betta laugh at them)How do you make a blond dizzy? ~ Put her in a round room and tell her to find a corner!Why couldn't the man cross the road? ~ Cos someone chucked a fridge at him!yes, they ARE funny i must admit...i crack myself up soooooooooooooooooooo much

Why da hell do i gotz hilary duff stuck in my head?! oh, da pain, da torture, we must KILLLL HERRRRRR! first i'll reveal that she barfs up all that food to maintain that "oh so perfect" figure of hers, then i'll wrtie more parodies of her GD songs, then i'll give ther the oh so horrible news that she CANNOT sing and she is nutting but a try hard poppie princess (NOT a rock gal eventhough she tries to be) und dat she's just a stupido single version of those crap olsen twins

lets face it, i have no life. tis true, but me thinx, no me knowz i have more of a life than stupido ol' dylan...cant think of a more lowlife idiot than him, can you? course not, so lets just agree that no one can get as lame than mr.gofololopolos...not even you...there, the feel good quote of the day, dont ya just love em

ah, the joys of coke...not NICOLE COKE i mean the coke we drink! yes, sorry cole, but i just had 2 get dat straight. queer eye was so good last nite. why? I'll tell u why...actually i dont NEED to tell u why becasue everyone know why...if u dont know, then i as your queen order u to WATCH it, i dont care wat ur parents say! da samy thing goes 4 da simpsons und malcolm (eventho da stupid channel stopeed it just bcos da dam seaon finished)...aarrrrrrrrrgh! too many phones ringing!!!! someone answer it!! I order u to stop!!! NOOOWWWW!

ok...i dunno what the hell cRM is and i dun care bcos it got nutthing to do with chocolate, simba or voldemort...just some stupido business thingo....DAMN YOU SMART PPLZ!!!!! ahem...yeah...its so nice and sunny outside und i'm stuck in here...not htat i'd really go out if i were home mind you.......D-day is cumming closer (if ya dont know what the hell D-day is, you can just keep guessing, i dun fell like saying). why the hell have they tinted the windows? if they didn't, they wouldn't have to waste so much electricity on lighting. and PAPER! if spider were here she'd have a heartattack the way they use up paper here...print, print, print, that's all they do and they end up throwing it away later anyway

*twitch*

Yes, well tis bin a year since your majesty has blogged...but yes, nothing much has changed, the future king Voldemort still hasn't noticed me, but i'm patient...he should confess his love for me any day now...if Dylan ruins it...well lets just say u'd be chanting "DEATH TO PERVS! DEATH TO PERVS!"

in IT nowz....a 7 PERIOD SAC?! NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!....*HACK*...inside the computer theer is a little brain that is called the chippy thingy! imagine being a CPU? does it think much? feels 1s and 0s? what da hell IS this? *sings in horribly killable voice* baby i gotz u on my mind...yeah...i've got holes....nyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...the screen's been around 60 years? the world's GONNA stay like this...yeeeeppp...u ppl dont know what the hiell i'm talking about, well i dont give a crap bcos as long as i understand myself, i dun need you, so NYAH

...that is all